EFREM OSHINSKY
(Don't worry, It's PHOnetic)

Born in Jersey, bred hardly anywhere. I've spent the last decade writing for major brands and minor concerns, and have seen my words in print, online, ascribed to people much more famous than me and even projected onto moving objects. It's pretty fun.

I also produce and co-host Pet Theories, a write-in advice podcast for pet lovers. So please ask us your grossest & most awkward pet questions!

I'm likely the only Efrem Oshinsky there is, so yeah, that's me on Twitter, LinkedIn and (still) Flickr.

Looking for my resume? Oh, here it is.